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I’m a total nutcase and I love your arms
Just hand me a car & a fitstful of walnuts
I’ll give you what you want
Don’t punch me in the face that’s been done before

I’m a total nutcase & I love to swim
Sure I’ve been caught up in the crowd before
Sure I’ve been naked from the waste down at the mall
Skiball and the claw I never caught your prize
Your eyes your size & the dress never fit

There I was in the great outdoors
& Ted nugent came out from the tangle below
I felt the righteous justice of mother natures wraith
aimed my snipe at the clown below
Oh ted nugent I’m gonna splatter your brains my friend
Ted nugent taxidermied before too long
Oh gonzo I’m psyched to have you as a mantelpiece my friend
& I’ll cook you up into succulent venison
Oh nugent I’m gonna sell you through your own beef jerky line
feedin ya to Michiganders far & wide
oh no no no no no oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh-oh

I’m a nutcase I’m a misfit I’m a dimwit Im yours
I’m a dimwit Im a misfit I’m a nutcase I’m yours
I’m goomba I’m a fruitcake I’m a wingnut im yours now
I’m a screw up I’m a lugnut I’m a schizo & I’m you yours now

Praise the sinners vice cause im the antichrist
I give bad advice like human sacrifice
Sprinkle head lice on your enterprise
I know all your lies I’m seeing through your eyes
Snake as python quick as cyclone dumb as hippo hung like a rhino

I’m a psycho I’m a pyro I’m a monster and I’m yours now
I’m a pyro I’m a psycho I’m a cannibal and hot damn this songs repetitive

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from GhostNomad Lives (Best Of), released February 25, 2016

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The Real Man In Black Portland, Oregon

The Real Man In Black is the Outlaw Acoustic / FolkPunk / AntiFolk alias of Ryan Bartek. He is author of book "The Big Shiny Prison" & guitarist/vocalist of grindcore-based extreme metal band VULTURE LOCUST, punk act LURKING STRANGERS, doomy classic metal band SKULLMASTER & grinders SASQUATCH AGNOSTIC.

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